On Sat, 1 Jul 2006 23:59:30 -0500, Look Here <i dont
On 2006-07-01 09:43:17 -0500, John Griffin
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booger.
Don't say that again. We don't want people knowing how lame
you are. If the day comes when someone cares, you could be
quite the fucking embarrassment.
By the way, there is no extraterrestrial saucer at Groom
Lake or any other place on Earth, and if there were, we
wouldn't be able to detect it by any means.
By the way...do you think truth is a soccer team?
I DO!!!!!
Did you ever notice how asinine you get over an
extraterrestrial saucer at Groom Lake, which no one except the
Russians know how to operate?
I'm giving thanks to the guy who invented these throwaway ten-
cent irony meters.
I've asked several Russians if they know how to operate an
extraterrestrial saucer. I was told where I could find lots of
them, so, I found a state office and waited while a steady stream
of them showed up in new Cadillac Escalades to get their stack of
welfare checks. At first, I used the word "alien" instead of
"extraterrestrial," but several carloads of them hauled ass when
they heard that. Almost all of the others said "We're just here
for the free money, free food and free health care. We don't give
a Ruski Fuck about your saucers." Only a few even tried to
answer. Every one of them said "Ask Alexei" and snickered.