FAQ For Alpha Crucis Broadcasting 14 September 2009

[Don Del Grande]

4. Where are the upcoming events?
2009 Doha Sunsplash 21-25 October 2009 Doha, Qatar

No such event exists. If you choose to claim otherwise, provide
evidence from a reputable source.

You forget that he has already said that there is some mysterious
tennis event scheduled for Doha at the same time, so ISU moved the
Grand Prix to Rostlecom Cup in Moscow, which just happened to be
scheduled at the same time.

(I am surprised that he didn't claim that USA lost its Davis Cup
quarterfinal "by default" when they were "disqualified for using
Australians in their first-round tie".)

2009 Havanatur Trophy 12-15 November 2009 Havana, Cuba

No such event exists. If you choose to claim otherwise, provide
evidence from a reputable source.

2009 Nassau Cup 18-22 November 2009 Nassau, Bahamas

No such event exists. If you choose to claim otherwise, provide
evidence from a reputable source.

Didn't you hear about Hurricane Chaz that damaged the arenas in Havana
and Nassau where these were going to be held, so ISU has moved the
Grand Prix to Skate America in Lake Placid and Skate Canada in
Kitchner?

Remember, it takes time for, er, for, um...

Hey, "Chilly8", what do you want to be called here, anyway? I know
you're not a fan of the name "Chuckie"...

Anyway, it takes him time to update his FAQ - remember how many months
after the Vancouver 2010 Olympics organizers made the skating schedule
public that it still said "dates TBA" here?

Debra Tomas - Cuban skater who won the ladies world title in 1996

There's no such skater who ever competed for Cuba or the US or any
other country. If you choose to claim otherwise, provide evidence
from a reputable source.
The 1996 World champion was AMERICAN Debra Thomas.

Er, Debra "Debi" Thomas (now Dr. Debra Thomas, if you don't mind) won
the worlds in 1986 - the 1996 winner was Michelle Kwan.

[Thomas Groom]

He was born in the Republic Of Hawaii

No such place, Chuck.

[Thomas Groom]

Post by Thomas Groom

He was born in the Republic Of Hawaii

No such place, Chuck.

It is a republic of a major islands and a few dozen
"islets" about 2400 miles southwest of the United
States. Independence from Australia in 1958.

Nope you rancid pile of shit, it has been a US state since 1959. Why do you
keep up this lie?

[Chuckie's worst nightmare is dee-gee-ess]

On 9/13/2009 2:34 PM Don Del Grande ignored two million years of human

Post by Don Del Grande
Hey, "Chilly8", what do you want to be called here, anyway? I know
you're not a fan of the name "Chuckie"...

Here's a great idea, and I think you'll like it too.

Call him ... Chuckie!

[Thomas Groom]

On 9/13/2009 5:06 PM Don Del Grande ignored two million years of human

But C, what do we call you?
Chaz?
C-note?
C-bomb?
Char-man?

Just call me "Chilly". That is what I am to be called on here unless I
say otherwise. This is MY room and those are MY rules.
as for dgs
Now get the hell OUT of MY newsgroup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
AND *STAY* OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What authority do you have to say that?